Happiness and How To Find ItHappiness and How To Find It by jackgunski
Today happiness has gone down 35 points,
While sadness is up 43 points,
Which is a record high for this year.
Today the president announced a bold new initiative
In order to generate happiness,
He's shipping in 100,000 puppies in from overseas.
Projections indicate that those puppies could
boost happiness by as much as 30%.
President: "America needs happiness. When you
Want happiness, you don't sit around and wait for it."
The national party of Life Fulfillment issued a statement
Today claiming that the president should be
Placing an emphasis on long term happiness,
And that this is only a temporary fix,
As those puppies will only be regular dogs in a year.
Andrew Socolovoyich, house min. leader: "America
Needs long term solutions. The president should
Be encouraging citizens to pick up a hobby. It's not as
Fun as puppies maybe, but people with hobbies
Usually live rich, happy lives."
And in local news: Have you ever wondered what
It would be like to live without happiness at all?
Capgras DelusionI hold your hand as it becomes coldCapgras Delusion by jenna670
Fear pulses as I yank away from your hold
Shun your absurd questions as I turn
My heart quickens in impossible fear
Stammer, stammer hard to form lies
Calm down, breathe, all I need is time
Don't speak to me as if you know me
Stop acting like him!
Why are you acting as you appear?
What kind of magic keeps you here?
I run blindly from your familiar face
If I know it, why isn't it him?
Logic should be prominent here, right?
Something stabs at me from inside
Somehow, you are not him
How do I prove?
Sure, my mind left me long ago
I admit that everything I used to know
Is no longer mine to have
But I'm certain of one thing
You, are not the you you say to be
If you were, I'd know certainly
I hide away from the you that isn't him
Don't try to find me again
Frantic running halts to boundary of impossibility
No energy is left to keep you from hugging me
Tears go unnoticed behind your back
Beautiful stranger, I want you to die
Life now I have to le
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Call me Saa
I am 21 years old
I am female
I make pizza for a living
I am in college
I appreciate art in all its forms
I am a writer and traditional artist
I love rats <3
I smile a lot more in typing than in person
I am afraid of water
I wear glasses--don't let some of my pictures fool you
My favorite color is blue-green (if seafoam teal were a color, that would be it)
I love making new friends but I am really bad at it
If you want to talk to me, feel free to send me a note or comment. I don't always write in lists, but my profile is always deleted for some reason, and I got tired of rewriting it. xD
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